December 2011
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Ahoy I am going to Paris today
it is amazing being in a place where an hour and a half’s travel time can get you to an entirely different country. Especially Paris, yay.
Stopping off first to buy a black cableknit cardigan with tan suede elbow patches from Zara.
fabulous life 2011
foreheadtittaes:
You know how the further back in time you go, the less defined it becomes? And that unless you are a history buff or an expert in a particular era past centuries sort of blend together in this undifferentiated mass called The Distant Past? Like, when most people think of the Middle Ages they just have this vague mental picture of kings and queens and knights and the plague even...
Survival Series by Jenny Holzer
redlipstick-lover:
YOU ARE TRAPPED ON THE EARTH SO YOU WILL EXPLODE
WHAT URGE WILL SAVE US IF SEX WON’T
PUT FOOD OUT IN THE SAME PLACE EVERY DAY AND TALK TO THE PEOPLE WHO COME TO EAT AND ORGANIZE THEM
SAVOR KINDNESS BECAUSE CRUELTY IS POSSIBLE LATER
DANCE ON DOWN TO THE GOVERNMENT AND TELL THEM YOUR EAGER TO RULE BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU
THE BREAKDOWN COMES WHEN YOU STOP...
artists please note: doing exactly the same thing as someone else did isn’t being influenced or inspired by, it’s copying.
“Who sleeps, really? If you’re a proper adult person in the 21st century, how can...”
– Dylan Moran - Yeah, Yeah (via colporteur)
You can now follow my European Exploits through a... →
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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boy has toothache :(
you know it’s bad when he’s complaining about it, last night he was trying his hardest to be ~~~manly and not say anything about it
so last day in Munich (for now) will probably be about finding a dentist.
I have no idea how to do that.
